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The perfect gift for someone moving out on their own or recently divorced.

Cooking doesn’t have to be polite — in fact, it’s a lot more fun when it isn’t.
The Sweary Cookbook is packed with 33 no-nonsense recipes for hungry people who like their food bold and their instructions brutally honest.

Inside you’ll find greasy breakfasts, filthy desserts, drunk snacks, hangover cures, and comfort food classics — all delivered with a side of attitude. Forget about fine dining, fancy plating, or etiquette lessons. This is straight-up food you’ll actually want to eat, explained in language you’ll actually understand.

Perfect as a gag gift, a novelty kitchen companion, or a pick-me-up for someone who loves swearing as much as eating, this book will:

  • Keep you laughing while you cook.
  • Teach you zero culinary etiquette.
  • Make you the badass of your own kitchen.

Warning: This is not your grandma’s cookbook. Unless your grandma swears like a sailor, in which case… she’ll probably love it.